What is the “In Crowd”? I’ve never been in. I’ve never been out. I’ve just chosen to fly or drive away from those in and out of that crowd.

A terrific friend of mine, Marshall St. John, approaching 90 something years old, is in the “In Crowd”. To his credit, he maintains an age appropriate sense of humor.

These are the official qualifications for the “In Crowd”.

(Choose your weapon.)

Incontinence

Infirm

In Traction

Incompetence

Incomplete

Incomplete sentenes

Incoherent

In diapers.

Incoherent

Inheritance? Nope.

Either way, they are all quite rewarding results of growing. The AARP members are just experiencing puberty at a different angle.