My wife and I set up our first fake Christmas Tree last year. It was a marital bickering display at its finest and funniest. According to friends and relatives, I was convinced fake trees were the easy way to go. After five hours of finding the correct tree, I didn’t know it would take an addition five hours to make it stand without falling. Collectively, after successfully accomplishing our goal of respecting Jesus, we decided to not break it down after New Years to save our marriage. Unless our dogs, cats, or raccoons decide to rip it down, it will remain in our living room until next Christmas, happy new year, or perhaps, forever.