Stuff this and dress that.  I do love the dressing and the stuffing.  Dark or white turkey?  I’ll take both with a splash of gravy.  (No one knows the difference if good gravy is on anything.)  Yams and Sweet potatoes really aren’t my thing, but what the hell, I’ll try them both.  Marshmallows on top of the dish only cloud the potatoes exceptional nutritional value.

I’ll even give a shout out to green bean casserole. (“Casserole” being one of the most difficult dishes to spell but easiest to make.)

Apple and Pumpkin Pie can fight amongst themselves for a bit, but eventually get along, once the proper whipped cream makes the decision not worthy of fighting.

Thank you, food.

Good Gravy