God has officially declared that cell phones are evil.  (Chapter 13, verse 2016.)  Why would they be burning up or blowing up in your face if the devil wasn’t involved in the process?

Sitting in the park and texting a friend or relative is acceptable in God’s mind.  Walking across a street staring at your cell phone is unacceptable when there is a clearly placed, “Don’t Walk” signal within view.

I’m all about Jaywalking, but I never have a cell phone in my hand while committing this crime.  It’s resting peacefully in my pocket.