Cardinals at the Combine

News Flash!

Pope the whatever resigned yesterday.  This was news to me today.  Currently, at the Vatican, similarly to the NFL, they are holding a Pope combine. One of the Cardinals recited the fastest forty Hail Maries recorded even in Biblical history.  An additional Cardinal could not properly recite “The Our Father”, and additionally, he has an online fictional girlfriend which is not illegal in the confines of the Catholic Church……just weird.  He is still considered to be a future Pope for even weirder reasons.

More on this later……….




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