True Facts and CPR

This is a shockingly true story, so tighten up your Buster Browns.

A dear friend of mine works for Amazon.com.  I can’t tell you exactly what the hell she does, but I know she makes a living.  She also lives in a house and drives a car.

The other day, she called me describing one of her days at work.  Evidently, people don’t work one day at Amazon. They work days.  This story can’t get any worse, but trust me, it gets better.

While on a conference call, my friend was auditing financial data, when one of her co-workers needed to take a break to perform CPR on her dog.  And one and two and three and four…The dog survived, and she was given a solid performance review.

 

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