Although recognizing the writing brilliance of Shakespeare, I become offended by him lacking the knowledge to write for dimwits like me.  The toilet is a place to read for 5 or, like my friend, Jon, perhaps 10 minutes.  It’s not a venue for thinking.  It’s for laughing.

“Brevity is the essence of wit”.

The end.

Ben

Wow!  someone just informed me that Shakespeare is dead.  I guess that tells you a little bit about my English degree from Washington State University.  Darn it.