Mark Twain is my favorite writer. Shakespeare is my least. However, They do have some good quotes. “Frailty, thy name is woman”. Get real, Shakes. “Golf is a terrific way to ruin a walk.” That’s Twain.
Me, a lesser known idiot, “There can never be enough mayonnaise”
I’m making bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches today while watching college football.
This is for my friend, Marshall.