By far, the worst firework ever. Consumed by idiots wishing to watch flames and listen to a torturous sound, Piccolo Pete created chaos in a neighborhood filled with idiots. You lit it, it made a terrible sound, and burned cash.

Piccolo Pete ensued riots. Men, women and children would grasp their hands around their ears while running back and forth wishing for the insane music to stop on the fourth of July. They’d also bash a few windows on the way, for no reason at all.

Pete and my old man seemed to enjoy the chaos, other than the window bashing. Everyone would leave our backyard screaming after our father would light the flame.