Without disclosing how I voted, I find certain observations by the person who will hold the highest position in the world relatively overrated. That doesn’t mean I necessarily agree with some people, places and things he believes to be overrated or fake. I just think some of his true comments are funny. So, let’s laugh for the next four years before I run for President…….of some undisclosed or, “fake” nation.
“Midwestern ice storms are overrated.”
“Christmas is way overrated. Who is this Jesus guy?”
“Carrots are overrated. They don’t improve your eyesight. Just ask Bugs Bunny.”
“Chess is overrated.”
“Gandhi should have eaten more.”
“Cassius Clay was clearly overrated.”
“I’ve never heard of Babe Ruth, but I bet he was overrated.”
“Lou Gehrig was a phony. That disease is overrated.”
“Great White Sharks are overrated. Jaws was fake. Just look at the footage. It’s comical.”
“Rocky is real.”
“The Moon doesn’t exist ……respectfully, for those who thought they walked on it.”
“Hacking, unless properly utilized, is overrated.”
“Bigfoot does exist, just in case you were wondering. I can’t prove it. I can’t prove anything.”
” And lastly, and most critical, Cheetos are overrated. The mascot is not Tony the Tiger.”
Only because he will destroy our country, or make it better, as an American voter, I will root for him, but I won’t kiss his lucky tower.
This puny world can exist without Barnum and Bailey’s elephants, but we can also exist without this clown.