Dump Day

Wednesday used to be referred as “Hump Day”.

While teaching with sixth grade female teachers, the male seventh grade teaching pigs were not allowed to use this phrase. The female teachers deemed that day blasphemous when it wasn’t ok to have sexual relations in the cafeteria, locker room, boiler room, playground or gymnasium.

They had it all wrong. The male teachers always thought that day was just that much closer to drinking on Friday.

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