Although recognizing the writing brilliance of Shakespeare, I become offended by him lacking the knowledge to write for dimwits like me. The toilet is a place to read for 5 or, like my friend, Jon, perhaps 10 minutes. It’s not a venue for thinking. It’s for laughing.
“Brevity is the essence of wit”.
Wow! someone just informed me that Shakespeare is dead. I guess that tells you a little bit about my English degree from Washington State University. Darn it.