Sometimes, life is like a blackjack table. The odds are against you, but if you are surrounded by certain people, you have a much better chance of success.
Blackjack is fun, and it may translate to a skill with which you must have the proper others assisting you in the process. If wishing to win, you may carry a list of characters along with you. I’ll provide a list of these guys and girls always helping me win.
Marshall Madness, Tall Tale Tom, Shamrock Pat, The Bull Frog, Greg Montana, Trevor the Budhast, Mystery Aaron, Slippery Vic, and of course, Meltdown Mary and Amazon Britt.
With them by your side, you felt safe and always came out a winner. There were many others.
Medicine Mags, Jerry Mcnuggets, Annie Wee Wee, Get off my lawn Glenn, Politically Incorrect Patricia, and Double Down Dorothy always had my back. Not to mention The King of Fun and Southern Fried Theresa.
They challenged me, but I owned those tables. The C Note never gambled, but he’d always buy us a drink. There was also a guy named Walla Walla Russ. Nobody could ever figure out where he lived, and he was always quietly on the run. He was also the bank. WWR would keep my chips in his pocket, because if he didn’t, we wouldn’t eat that night or the next morning.
The Bullfrog aways kept me in check as well, and the Yawn just kept us laughing.
I even have neighbors in the witness protection program. They were known as Scrappy the Stapler, Messy Car Megan, and Johnny Recycling.
With all these wonderful characters surrounding me most of my life, if I walked off the table with no money, I still thought I won.
Lately, I’ve been referred to as Benny Two Times. I don’t know if the name is in conjunction with the movie Good Fellas, or if my second marriage is working out quite nicely.
I do like to get the paper, get the paper each morning.
I haven’t forgotten my brother, Steve. He is a sibling who doesn’t require a nickname, nor does he require a false address. You just always like him playing third base at the table.
I bet on all those characters and haven’t lost yet.