An October 31st Recollection:
Last Halloween, my wife and I handed out candy cigarettes to neighborhood ghouls and boys. I was trying to recall some responses from friendly trick or treaters. My wife refreshed my memory with one. Evidently, after analyzing her treat, an outspoken, sharp young lady, dressed as a princess, stated quite sternly, “SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU!” My wife insists I replied with, “So is candy, Princess. Now, get the hell outta here.” I don’t think that’s true.